Looking well moisturised today Stawks.

Thank you.   I do try hard

Cheers Crones

*FLYING FIRST CLASS*

It was actually :

Virgin - Business Class - forget it.

8 Business Class seats - couldn't drink enough bubbly to justify the difference in cost.

Cattle Class - Virgin - is just as good.

Last time I traveled on Virgin I had half a seat.

Sat next to this very very big man whose fat bottom oozed under his seat on to my seat.

I had a stiff body when I arrived in Australia, trying not to let his fat touch me.

I too have often wondered - how ' large ' people fit.

The seats are huggy - I'm 5'10+ - weigh in at 58 kilos - barely enough room for a wiggle.

Mind you - 3 seats - me middle - sheila on either side.

Began chatting with the window seat - very cute less than 30 - she has met someone - online - going to check him out.

Jesse was his name - couldn't help myself - began humming - ' Wish I was Jesse's Girl ' .

Then said don't know where that came from - don't even remember who sang it.

Lady on my right - piped in with ' Rick Springfield '.

We were a threesome from there on.

Most fun I have had on a plane - to anywhere.

I hope she found Jesse.