Strange guest at our house yesterday... got offered a coffee, now it's polite to say yes if you want one and maybe a few instructions like 'weak black' or 'strong white, half a sugar'.

This nutter followed my husband (uninvited) into the kitchen to give instructions on how to make her "special needs" coffee 😐

She wanted a very heaped teaspoon of coffee and an equally heaped or just a bit less teaspoon of sugar and the water was to be poured from a great height :|:| (she showed the height)

Then after my husband made it (just like anyone else's bloody coffee normal water pouring height) she proceeded to say she would not lie, it was not the best coffee she'd ever had :|X-(

Freakin' nutter