Something was briefly mooted on the national news, but I was so disinterested that I can't remember if it was the BBC or ITV, or indeed what the punchline was.

In fact whatever it was, the papers here seem disinterested too. Not a single report that I can find to post for you, in order to confirm or deny.

You'll just have to wait for the Town Crier to make an announcement.

Oh yez !