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There's five buttons on the armrest on the driver's door, in the car.

Four for the windows, one to lock them.

What a brilliant idea.

Lock the windows, that way you don't accidentally bump one of the buttons, leaving one of the windows partially open, overnight, when it's raining...

Why is it that wet car upholstery smells a lot like wet dog, even though there's never been a dog in the car? ha ha.

Now, where do I get one of those buttons for the keyboard?

Okay... which button Did I accidentally bump...?

I'll have to sit here for a few minutes playing "Press the buttons til something happens...".

I think a lock button would be better.

Look at all those keys that I don't use...

All of them do something, but not necessarily something that I want done.

A lock button...

Or I'll have to get the screwdriver and prise the damned things off.

Keyboard-lite... don't make me do it... ha ha.

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Baybizz, that was brilliant. 🙂

I don't know where you find these things, but I'm glad that you do, and that you share them with us.

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I'll give that points for being funny and educational, and reminding me that my spelling and grammar are, at time, atrocious, ha ha.

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"Boo-eey", he says...

"Nah", I said, "Boy, but spelt funny...".

"Boo-eey", he said... "Didn't you ever get out of the harbour?".

"I've spent twenty years in a place with a big lake and yacht club with pretensions to it's own importance...".

"Ah", he said, "Well, it's pronounced boo-eey", ha ha.

He should know, he'd spent his time on freighters plying the Great Lakes, and had decided, for some variety, to see if he could pick up some work on the Baltic.

He was an interesting travelling companion.

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