The Swisschamp, from Victorinox (Now the only Swiss Army knife company since they bought out Wenger, their opposition).

It's 33mm across. That's a good couple of fingers thick. It's right on the edge of being comfortable to hold in your hand.

It weighs in at 185 grams. Better than a small tin of tuna. Put it this way, it's not ideal for carrying in the pocket of a pair of tracksuit pants unless you don't mind hitching the waistband up every so often, or giving people an unwanted surprise!

It's got everything that opens and shuts, ha ha.

It's a good "carried in a belt pouch" kind of knife.

I told you it was a chubby little thing.

And it has a tool "for any occcasion"...

There's even a number for everything!

I tried matching the numbers up to the tools and after a bit my eyes started to glaze over...

Here's a list of the tools, anyway, just to overwhelm you with detail.

Large Blade
Small Blade
Scissors
Pliers, with wire crimper and wire cutter
Metal File with Saw, doubles as a nail file
Wood Saw
Cap-Lifter/slotted screw-driver/wire-stripper/bender
Can Opener/small-slotted screw-driver
Magnifying Glass
Phillips Screwdriver
Fish Scaler/hook disgorger, with a ruler (3 inch / 7 cm).
Multipurpose Hook
Wood Chisel
Reamer/Awl with Sewing-eye
Fine Screwdriver
Corkscrew
Mini-Screwdriver (Eyeglass/Jewellers screwdriver)
Keyring/Split-ring attachment point
Ballpoint Pen
Straight Pin
Tweezers
Toothpick