Ooaks-im with you re .the Dukes acting.

Reckon his love child would be--plastic face .Jack Lord from 

Hawaii Five O...............................................................................................Richo.

I've had 44 years of John Wayne movies and I'm over it

Just wish he was,  but 

Me too, worst actor ever.

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@lloydslights wrote:

A Long Tall Texan.........cocky looks like ......Jack Elam with a 10-gallon hat on his way to a weddin'.  Only, he smells apple cider and a rotten card-game going on at the Bull Bar Saloon with the honky-tonk peeyanna in the corner.

 

DEB

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lol i was thinking the same except it reminded me of that texan from my kitchen rules

Steve Martin - Suckers on his palms.

From the movie Roxanne.

This clip contains "adult" language; it's not G rated, but it's not a rap clip, either. (The F word is used, and there's talk about "making whooppee"). Just to let you know, okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw5Y_7wtJmk

On the shelf there's a small plastic travel alarm clock.

In the darkness, in the quiet, late at night, I hear it ticking away the seconds

a battery driven heartbeat that punctuates the silence as the world slumbers

It could have been the engine for a robot

but that creature never inched it's way across the floor

I grew tired of making machines when no one seemed interested

but me.

On the shelf there's a small plastic travel alarm clock.

I can hear it's soft heartbeat in the darkness

as the world slumbers.

Where's oppy? Holidays?

Strange things happen, here...

Five minutes ago, bird, you were foraging around the doormat.

You weren't having much luck with the holes in it because it looked like they were a bit small for your beak, so you lifted the corner of the mat.

I left you to it.

For about five minutes...

When I came back, at first I thought you weren't there, then I noticed that there was a lump under the doormat.

It was tempting to go and get the camera, but I thought getting you out of there was a better idea.