Hey! You!
Yes, you!
Man next door...
If you empty your recycling into your empty recycling bin with a great clattering sound again, while I'm having breakfast, I'm going to come over there and I'm going to do something, something really cute, something that will make you wish you had a video camera, so you could video it, and put it up on YouTube, and gets millions of hits, and it could go viral, and then people would like you, because Right Now I Don't.
Just thought I'd say that. 
