Our reindeer GPS system is on the blink.

I nose when Christmas is around the corner.

I know it's not a regulation light, but I can't help it!

Oh come on..................

This year I am begging.

Dasher is so busy checking herself out - Dancer is busy with that TV Show - Prancer is so full of herself - Vixen & Cupid, well we all know about them - Comet may not be back in time - Donner's busy with the boards - and Blitzen, let's not go there.

It is surely my turn.

Please, pretty please.

It was an 8-prong attack.

How the hell do I know whether it's hooves on the rooves, or hoofs on the roofs?

Before you make your judgement, may I respectfully bring to your attention one more important reason for not putting me away.

Think of the children...... Santa won't make it on Xmas Eve without me there to guide the way.

Originally, I was intended as a gift for Mrs Claus, but Santa, being hard of hearing, got her a single red nose...