I'd like to know what's under the plastic sheeting

*DINNER* ...... 

Dinner?

That possum has dined well here.

The mongrel has eaten every last plum, nectarine and apricot I had

in the garden.

Now it's started ripping off the grapes and lemons!   

Stawks, I'm sorry about that.

Bribery is not going to work. Giving it alternatives, such as bread will only set in it's devious little mind that yours is a place to come for food, and as the old saying goes, if you feed it, they will come.

I keep finding half eaten plums in the garden, and wondering where they're coming from, I had blamed the birds, up til now.

You didn't say this was instant coffee...

I'm really impressed by this "home made" light, and the equally "home made" instructions that come with it.

 very cool.  How long does the light last for??

I'd guess it would glow for 10 to 12 hours, but it's a hoax.

I know, it's a shame, but it seems the "magic" ingredient is glow stick liquid.

It looked like such a good idea, too.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/food/mountaindew.asp