But, but, but then wait staff wouldn't be able to fall about laughing at my really bad attempts at speaking french 
It keeps them amused and attentive 
charcuterie et chablis pour deux s’il vous plaît
That's my best and most often uttered phrase 
...and just to show just how badly translators can function, I ran that through Google Translate (direct copy and paste):
hmmm doesn't sound quite so enticing when you put it like that lol
maybe that's why they laugh at me
@lurker172602 wrote:charcuterie et chablis pour deux s’il vous plaît
That's my best and most often uttered phrase
I understood the chablis part, but google translate says -
cold cuts and windfalls for two please
Too slow......Amber beat me
