would rather watch chess during a lightning storm sitting under a tree holding an umbrella

I started sticking thorns under my finger nails when I read the TV guide tonight. I also went so far as to rip all my toenails off. Much more satisfying!

And how many appreciate the STATE OF ORIGIN?

I never been in the northwest but I hear it's beatuiful this time of year. That's like between California and Washington right  ?

6 states and 1 territory

And the blues got ripped off 

one wonders how the dicussion went when thinking up this game,

guys, i have an idea for a new game, we get 2 groups of not so bright muscle heads, pay them rediculous amounts of money to run at each other from opposite ends of a field and bang their heads together, hows that sound?

hmmm, lets make it interesting, throw a ball in between them.

we have a winner! yay.