Real old bloke with an ear trumpet goes to the doctor with his daughter.

Doctor asks questions-and keeps getting-what.eh ---what did he say?

In frustration the doctor said-i will need you to supply a

urine-sperm and poo sample........what did he say?

Daughter leans over and yells in the trumpet---he wants you to take

your underpants off and put them on his desk 

Richo.