"I'd look green too, if I'd been on that ship"

"I notice they've lost their sea legs"

"Thank goodness, Pauline, it's only a  pit stop"


Pauline, i heard they get their glasses for HALF the price we pay!! thats DISCRIMINATION isnt it?


 

                         

                     Yes, I could say her bum looks big in that,

                     but I'm not sure she's got one

Alien: 'Welcome to Port Sukkertoppen, Greenland'

Tourist: I thought the captain said we'd encounter strange Otus scops, not cyclops

The Long and the Short of it

Legs 11 vs 54 Clean the Floor

At least they won't be able to squat.

"Imagine the splashdown when they came to earth".