Of course it's not a real phone! Do you think I'm stupid
enough to play with a real phone in the water??
Dammit, this was supposed to be an iPhone 7, but it can't be as it has a headphone jack. I bought it off eBay, so I'd better open an INR without contacting the seller first.
Well, yes, I'm pretty sure it's floodwater.
I'm standing in my loungeroom
500ml of Thermal spring water on eBay for $20 and if I have pick up only it will save on postage.
“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.”
― Groucho Marx
