How could I possibly forget?

The baby cockatoo...

The one that sat over the road this morning and wailed, not grumbled... but wailed, for a solid twenty minutes...

I thought that somebody had got themselves caught in a washing line, or some such.

The wailing had a definite tone of distress...

Well it would... someone was feeling distressed because they were hungry, and weren't being fed... ha ha.

The same baby cockatoo that turned up here, in the afternoon, sat on the table outside the back door and made "Old man" noises... It's a lower tone than the normal cockatoo "Waah!"...

Finally, I got up to look and guess what...

That's not an old man cockatoo... ha ha.

He's a cheeky little blighter, sometimes...

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I don't know how this no-power tumble drier will work out, but I'm willing to give it a go... ha ha.

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A squirrel is sitting in a tree when it notices that there's an elephant climbing the tree...

The squirrel, understandably enough, asks the elephant why it's climbing the tree...

The elephant says that it's climbing the tree so that it can eat some pears...

The squirrel points out that there are no pears in the tree because it's a pine tree...

To which the elephant replies that it's glad, then, that it brought it's own pears...

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eBay have suddenly for some reason decided to remove the HTML input tab from the message input window, so I can't use HTML to center images and text anymore. I can't see any explanation anywhere. So I am trying the mysterious "insert code" { i } icon. It doesn't say what "code" it will accept... HTML? Javascript? Python? BB Code?... I'll try it to see if it will accept HTML. The Preview doesn't look too promising... (why isn't there a simple "center" text button anyway?). Can some passing Moderator explain please...

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Well, here's the picture uncentered...