I have been made aware of this thread Stawks, and after perusing the evidence will bring down ungodly wrath my judgement later on.

Padi...nice of you to visit from your lofty boards.

FYI, Ides of March is well and truly gone.    April Fool's is next.

Here, some bribery for you

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The esteemed judge and his jurors are always happy to receive bribes remuneration for their services, however doggies can't eat chocolate, so therein lies a large problem - since once they get their teeth into something, they tend to get their own way..............

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Scotch fillet is an acceptable alternative however....................