You say tomato and I say gorilla,

I say tomato and you say guerrilla,

Tomato, gorilla,

Tomato, guerrilla...

Lets call the whole thing off...! ha ha...

 

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A fat rat stuck in a German manhole cover...

Say that quickly, six times in a row... ha ha...

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-02-27/rat-saved-from-manhole-by-german-animal-rescuers/10852558

 

 

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People might tell you that you have a heart of gold...

But so does a hard boiled egg... ha ha...

 

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I spent a couple of hours with a mate this afternoon...

We loaded his little five year old daughter into the car and set off to do the rounds of the local auto shops...

After about 20 minutes her little voice came from the back.... "Daddy... I gotta pee...".

He looked at her in the mirror and said "Hang on, Sweetie, we'll be there in a few minutes...".

A couple of minutes passed and she said "Daddy, I gotta pee..."

"Almost there", he said, as we pulled into a servo...

We stopped in a parking bay and he hopped out, opened the back door and groaned, softly...

He walked back to the driver's door and leant in the window, his hand held out towards me...

He was holding between his thumb and finger a no longer frozen frozen pea...

"Daddy... I've got a pea...", he said, and started laughing....

 

 

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