martinw-48
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My girlfriend's cat drinks her tea all the time but hasn't made one yet

The thing with cats is that they believe  that people were created to serve them...

You, the person, make the cup of tea, not me, the cat... That is the natural order... ha ha...

If you need further evidence of the subtle brainwashing of people by cats, look no further than your local supermarket...

The lion king toys...

They're toys, but people become hysterical about them! ha ha.

Cats, cats, cats... in any form or guise... If people can't get enough of them, then the evil plans of our feline overlords have come to fruition... Mwah ha ha ha ha!!

Now go and make the cat a cup of tea, and don't put too much sugar in, it's watching it's weight... ha ha...

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Monday to Friday - Medieval halberd...

 

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Saturday and Sunday - Tree lopper...

 

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From Swiss guard to Swiss gardener in one easy move... ha ha...

 

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I'll assume you're familiar with the sound of a starter motor on a car turning over, but the car not firing...

Grunt! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! 

I sat and listened... Grunt, etc... etc...

Then it repeated...

I thought it was a bit unusual that someone was having starter motor trouble like that, especially as they were on the roof, just above the kitchen... ha ha...

It's Mother possum... She's letting the world at large know what she's thinking... ha ha...

I'm not sure that I want to imagine what it would be like if she had a social media account...

She'd be in here every evening wanting to use the computer, ha ha...

 

Going to the supermarket's not the most exciting way to pass time.

But today, it actually paid off...

Father's day is coming...  I know this because there's a little shelf at the far end of one of the far flung aisles that has Father's day merchandise on it...

Mugs and glasses and coasters and baseball caps...

Baseball caps? They're always amusing to look at, even if they are embroidered with something like "My Dad is the Greatest Dad in the World"... ha ha...

Tucked away in the pile of caps was one that caught my eye...

"Grumpy Old Man"...

How could I resist? ha ha, so it got chucked into the trolley...

See? Not every day at the supermarket is all about groceries... there are days, however few, where it's possible to find something that makes the whole expedition worthwhile, ha ha...

 

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But what if I don't want to wait until I'm really old...?

Ha ha...

 

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