"Drive me around in the fully reclined position while still being safely restrained"...

 

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It's an idea, ha ha...

 

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martinw-48
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I was a Sexton for ten years so it would be apt

martinw-48
Community Member
Yeah,a good girlfriend would
I don't want to label my girlfriend but lets just say that she doesn't feel the need to treat me any differently at the moment than she normally does and understandably there have been some heated discussions
She has to pick me up from the hospital tomorrow and get a taxi back to her place and she is upset that I might not be up to cooking tea

Oh dear.

 

Sad state of affairs.

I knew a girl like that.

When I told her that I was leaving her she said "You'll never find anyone else like me"...

Under my breath I said "Thank God for that...", ha ha...

 

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martinw-48
Community Member
Could be worse
Two other ladies are trying to bag me and they are way worse than her
One has been in gaol multiple times for assualt and various other reasons
Other is homeless and more interested in stable accommodation
Both of those ladies smoke and my girlfriend doesn't
My girlfriend has a nice cat and both her children are adults

martinw-48
Community Member
You're a funny bugga, ecar

LOL - Martin.

 

So many choices. Robot Frustrated

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Looking back, my exes all shared that one characteristic...

They didn't like bike riders?

No... They were all cows... ha ha...

 

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