I don't believe Icy was grumbling.

 

From what I read she liked the poem. 

I came into Community Spirit specifically to share same brilliant link.

Well done she el.

 

And that link is hilarious.

 

We need the laughs.   

 

martinw-48
Community Member
It's absolutely mad
That nothing can be had
With the supermarket shelves bare
All one can do is ponder and stare
Then return home with your money
For it's worryingly anything but funny

Do not watch if offended by the f bomb

George Carlin - fear of germs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnmMNdiCz_s

So much for George's fear of germs.

 

He's dead.

heart attack

Dead is dead.

 

Mebbe germs caused the heart attack?

 

Funny guy though

 

More words of wisdom from Old Blue.

 

              Old Blue’s Coronavirus Cure.

 

I met me mate, Old Blue, today. He said “I’m pretty sure,

I’ve stumbled on the ultimate Coronavirus cure.

Hearing the dire predictions of the medical advisers

I went and bought meself a heap of them there sanitisers.

I lined ‘em up in one long row upon the kitchen table,

And checked out the ingredients on every flamin label

And that was when it came to me – a flash of revelation

I’d found a simple answer to this dire situation

For never mind the iso-glyco-etha-bloody-nol

Every single one of them was based on alcohol

It’s plain therefore this virus, thing don’t care about your skin,

An unprotected gut is what will let the bugger in.

So if you want to save your health and keep your system clear

Forget the sanitiser, mate - just have another beer.”