I didn't marry my wife just because she said "Yes", ha ha ...

She can think like a man, for all she's happy to admit that sometimes she hasn't the first clue as to what it is I'm thinking.

She doesn't have to "act" like a Lady, she is one, for all she can leave me blushing when it comes to swearing like a sailor, ha ha...

She'll always be young and beautiful to me.

And yes, when it's appropriate, she works like a horse. If I ever thought seriously about moving house, again, she'd be top of my list of people I'd want to do it with, ha ha....

I'd be lost without her.

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Which of my fingers did you say you were wrapped around? ha ha...

One of the old man birds has a specific "word" for sunflower kernels - His special food, not boring old sunflower seeds, ha ha ...

If I turn up with the wrong food, I get told... "That's not the right food"... ha ha...

He'll happily eat from my hand even though I can no longer turn my left hand over until it's fully palm side up.

He's not fussy, food is food, ha ha, and he forgives me the wear and tear of a life well lived, that means that parts of me don't work all that well, anymore...

He's a character, ha ha....

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Saw this on another board - a laugh is good for you.

An old man is out fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say,

"Pick me up!"

He looked around and did not see any one. He thought he was dreaming until he heard the voice again.

"Pick me up." The old man looked in the water and there, floating on a lilly pad was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?" 

The frog replied, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have
ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

The man looked at the frog for a minute in confusion, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog screamed, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride!"

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

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Same woman????

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