Love it Stawks ... what an Aussie treat that is .....

And this one:

The local ABC radio station recorded this a couple of years ago using suggestions from listeners.  

https://abcmedia.akamaized.net/local/darwin/200912/r490133_2538406.mp3 

It is a bit hard to figure out what a couple of them are so here is the list of 'gifts':

A green frog in the lavatory is the first line

2 matching thongs

3 yapping dogs

4 frisky frillnecks

5 honking geese

6 sweaty singlets

7 scrub fowl screaming

8 barra biting

9 trotting tata's

10 crocs a jumping

11 mangos ripening

12 sunburnt tourists

Yep, we're a bit weird up here!😁

Modem problems coupled with ill health make for a *bleep* of a week.

I'm okay, just a bit tired.

BBL

🙂

Sorry to hear about your **bleep** of a week, Ecar.

Hope things are improving for you   

Are you this tired?

---

@imastawka wrote:

Tas and Lal might need an interpreter for this one

 

---

Umm... I got the flies part, being a southerner? And the ripper part? I'm lost on the rest, lol! 

---

@ambercat16 wrote:

And this one:

 

---

Budding zoologist in the house says none of these can kill me, unlike many of your critters, but what's a gum tree? 

---

@ambercat16 wrote:

The local ABC radio station recorded this a couple of years ago using suggestions from listeners.  

 

https://abcmedia.akamaized.net/local/darwin/200912/r490133_2538406.mp3 

 

It is a bit hard to figure out what a couple of them are so here is the list of 'gifts':

 

A green frog in the lavatory is the first line

2 matching thongs

3 yapping dogs

4 frisky frillnecks

5 honking geese

6 sweaty singlets

7 scrub fowl screaming

8 barra biting

9 trotting tata's

10 crocs a jumping

11 mangos ripening

12 sunburnt tourists

 

Yep, we're a bit weird up here!😁

 

I think I'm afraid of this one, lol! 

---

---

@lalbo-81 wrote:

---

@ambercat16 wrote:

And this one:

 

---

Budding zoologist in the house says none of these can kill me, unlike many of your critters, but what's a gum tree? 

---

A gum tree is an Australian Eucalyptus tree.  They have them in California too.

But....show your budding zoologist these clips - don't be fooled.  Kangaroos can get to 8 feet tall, 200 lbs, and rip your innards out with those back clawed feet.  They're not always 'cute'

---

@imastawka wrote:

---

@lalbo-81 wrote:

---

@ambercat16 wrote:

And this one:

 

---

Budding zoologist in the house says none of these can kill me, unlike many of your critters, but what's a gum tree? 

---

A gum tree is an Australian Eucalyptus tree.  They have them in California too.

 

But....show your budding zoologist these clips - don't be fooled.  Kangaroos can get to 8 feet tall, 200 lbs, and rip your innards out with those back clawed feet.  They're not always 'cute'

 

 

 

 

---

He's 15, he'll like these, thank you! I've seen Eucalyptus trees in Southern Florida and Texas  too, I think they are being grown to produce paper, and as an alternative crop to the normal crops. They smell nice, and they're great for shade.