I gotta get some work done, I will be back later to check the progress

Im stuck on my b u m for at least ANOTHER week, bored as ...................

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No pics, alas, but there is a (supposedly) true story of some soldiers who were bileted in an evacuated girls' boarding school during WWII. Beside the door in the dormitory in which they were sleeping was a call button with a sign that read "Press for help should you require a mistress during the night,"

Half an hour after 'lights out' the CO had to disconnect it.

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@the_great_she_elephant wrote:

No pics, alas, but there is a (supposedly) true story of some soldiers who were bileted in an evacuated girls' boarding school during WWII. Beside the door in the dormitory in which they were sleeping was a call button with a sign that read "Press for help should you require a mistress during the night,"

Half an hour after 'lights out' the CO had to disconnect it.

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Read that THREE times, trying to figure out why they were being belted lol          ........