Oh no, what type of pie is that?

“But Eve, God said if we eat of the fruit from the fruit pie tree, we will surely die…”

“I ordered serpent chaud froix; this isn’t serpent chaud froix. What sort of badly run nudist restaurant is this?”

❝So... all the time that we were naming the animals, you were thinking ‘Mmmm, num-num-num; let's get that puppy into a pie’ ...?❞

❝Here, darling, fig-leaf pie.❞

Masterchef: Garden of Eden edition was becoming rather tedious, what with Adam and Eve being the only two contestants and the serpent judge refusing to bring in Heston Blumenthal as a guest judge...

Hey, it's warm! I didn't know ovens had been invented yet!