The kids won't stop eating....what did you expect me to do ?

Do you reckon its okay to let Clive out, surely he has lost weight by now.................................

Felicia realised that hiding the Belgian chocolate stash in the dishwasher earlier that day had been a wise precaution.

- Are you sure the toilet paper won't get damp in the fridge?

- Best way to make sure the Gremlins are not fed after midnight!

“So… our serial-killer cousin is storing the body parts of victims in the fridge, you think… but how do you explain the chains on the cupboards and the banging noises we hear?”