This moment will nap, you will have a dream; But this moment study, you will interpret a dream.

If you think that the answer might offend you or make you angry, don't ask the question.

This is literally from a Fortune Cookie I have just cracked open:

"A smile will gain you ten more years of life."

 

If we cannot avoid a mistake, let us at least learn from it.

Someone lend me a match, so I can see if my petrol tank is empty  

Uh-oh… along the lines of “Let me jump into the gorge to see how deep it is”…?

Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

No cross, no crown.

When nothing goes right....................go left

two wrongs don't make a right, but

 

3 lefts do   (when driving)