If at first you don't succeed - cheat.

Keep your mouth shut if you don't know what you are talking about and if you have been eating garlic.

Don't stress, you'll never get out of this world alive anyway.

Getting by in life is not about knowing when to open your mouth, but when to shut it.

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.

Bad-weather friends are extremely rare.

Let your freak flag fly.

Shape up or ship out.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.

What happens in Area 52⁵² stays in Area 52⁵².