Sorry - I forgot to wrap this up last night.

Two worthy contenders were leading the pack… Stairway to Heaven (twyngwyn) and the divorcee’s share of the house (janebabe). The black humour in the latter was so janebabeish. I also found the idea of heaven being accessible via a floaty bit of disconnected brickwork very funny.

At final vote counting, janebabe’s stood at 5, and twyngwyn just pipped at 4.

So … the final winner is janebabe, with honourable mention to twyngwyn.

Take it away, janebabe.