It's all very well having a place of manufacture sticker, but does "Made in China"

refer to the headstone or the occupant?

The captions were inventive and funny. A quick few: I can’t believe I’m the only one to chortle over the rare fungus reference and the “made in China” reference, and lord oh lord, the dead letter department almost grabbed first place…

In particular, though, I almost choked on an apple while reading the plaintive request for dead Martha to prepare this week’s shopping list.

With 6 helpfuls, that’s the winning caption for this round. Congratulations, kopenhagen!