The Urine test

(This was written by a rig worker in the North Sea - What he says makes a lot of sense!)

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as
it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling contractor.

I am required to pass a random urine test for drugs and alcohol, with which I have 
no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't
have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a benefits cheque because I have 
to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their 
feet. 

I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their
arse drinking beer and smoking dope.

Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to
pass a urine test to get a benefit cheque?