@amber-eyed-girl wrote:
it's called "garnishing" Digi...which I'd always thought was just parsley...

Wage garnishing... Seems a bit like an oxymoron, lol, when in any other circumstance it means adding a little something extra, even if just purely decorative. 

 

Who can I blame for my still-disappointingly-low wages now that I'm self-employed...?

 

Hmm... hmm Maybe I need to introduce a handling fee.