stawka, if you like that one, then what about the mother that bought a lunchbox for her child who was starting kinder and complained on the boards that the late arrival wrecked her child's first day at school!  It was only her impression that the delivery was late, reality was she ordered it too late for it to arrive in time for first day of school.

From memory, to make matters worse, she came to the boards asking about how to get compensation from the seller because she had to buy a cheapie from WW so that her child had a lunchbox on her first day.