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@imastawka wrote:

How does this resemble a dress,  Miss Amber?  

 

                                 

 

 

Everybody in my family has a onesie.     We party in them  

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I remember...you resisted than joined the onesies family group. It is more to do with being a tad on the feminine side as apparel then physically resembling a dress...

Even lady Muskies don't wear frocks, Kopes

The last time I wore a frock I won first prize at the fancy dress party.

I went the whole hog - nice frock, pantyhose (how people willingly wear them is beyond me), heels, lipstick, eyeliner, mascara... full beard... a bit like that Eurovision person but better looking.

At one stage I posted a photograph of Russell Brand in a shining green evening number. I won't inflict it on anyone again, but he resembled the Eurovision contestant. Complete with beard, too.

In so far as the pantyhose goes, try suspenders if there is ever a next time. Both for comfort and...in your case (with beard) an even more dramatic effect. Prewar Berlin.