Wowies - I can all sorts of scope for new and innovative "Where's my item?" posts with that one!

People not getting their incontinence pads in a timely fashion, not getting the laxatives they ordered and exploding as a result, pets starving because the slab of "Buy It Now" Pal has been re-routed via Darwin en route from Sydney to Melbourne, icy-poles arriving as a coloured stain in a box of empty wrappers, red meat arriving green and an INAD dispute being put in...