David, this is not a book, but it might help you anyway.      

http://www.wikihow.com/Wait-Patiently

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@padi*0409 wrote:

David, this is not a book, but it might help you anyway.      

 

http://www.wikihow.com/Wait-Patiently

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some very helpful ideas

they missed out painting a wall then watching it dry as an excellent way to pass time.

I much prefer watching the grass grow. That can be exciting, making bets with yourself which blade will grow the tallest first. You should try it.

                             ARRRRRGH...............................that's sent me nuts (nuttier) dammit

It was supposed to        

              "Oh yo, ckicken on a raft. Oh yea chicken on a raft............................"

                                                                                                   MAKE IT STOP....................

Spoiler

OMG, now I've bookmaked the darned thing.................................

Better, even, than being Rick-rolled I reckon

               Not talkin' to you Stalks...................

                                                "Oh yo, ckicken on a raft. Oh yeah chicken on a raft............................"

                                                                                   ARRRRGH      

Here ya go Stalks.........................

http://www.recipelink.com/msgbrd/board_31/2002/OCT/14828.html

Then whilst you're burning cooking it use this.....................

http://www.tomlewis.net/lyrics/chicken_raft.htm