I only eat children if they're cooked properly. Trouble is, there are very few these days who know how to get them just right. They're either over done or underdone. Underdone is the worst because they are quite chewy and stringy 😄

If they're small enough it's not hard to eat a whole one on your own. You can always reheat any leftovers. They are just as good nuked the next day.