As it happens, I two identical emails this morn saying I had a parcel on the way (no idea what at the time) and in the email it said if nobody was home it would be taken to the nearest post office  (which , when this happens, it is not taken to the nearest one at all, but one about 1km further away)

Anyway, I go and hang out washing and such and go out the front to bring the garbage bins in, and there is said parcel on the doorstep

(same tracking number)