haha that's actually really funny. a shame about the stuff you actually wanted though and ended up who-knows-where. 

we have a family friend who is on the compulsive-hoarder scale - as in, can't live in their own house and is renting out other people's sheds to store things. her husband basically lives away from the house because they can't live in it and no one can fit in her car except her. i don't understand how people can live like that - but obviously it's a disorder. when you can't cook or eat in your own house cause there's no room, that's when it's beyond a joke :]