countess, forgive my interjection here, but I've had several brief (but memorable!) encounters with the above mentioned numpty species, and while not able to furnish you with the requested recipe, I can tell you that when it comes to stuffing one the process followed is near identical to that used with a chicken or duck, apart from including the additional step of first withdrawing the numpty's head from its own posterior cavity - not always straightforward as the head often tends to be inflated!