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@imastawka wrote:

It strikes me that the Countess has been imbibing in too many English skit shows

 

whilst incapacitated.

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I don't know what you mean...  but have some chocolate!

Goodness after reading all of this I am quite concerned with my new Seller Experience Offers.

Was that Crunchy Frog or Crusty Frog!

Crunchy - but check with the Whizzo Chocolate Company if you have any questions about the ingredients...!

Full script is here.

❝Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.❞

Seller Protections.

Call me the eternal cynic but I think the opening sentence is indicia enough of what we can ‘actually’ expect...

"We already protect all sellers against abusive buying behaviour, and events outside of your control.”

Whoopsie!!

Melina.