"Im Jewish"

In what way?

Are you an Israeli citizen?

How far back does your Jewishness run?

Do you, as a Jew, consider selling Nazi paraphanelia appropriate? If so, what is your justification?

My great great great grandfather was Irish. That means I have 1/32 of his genes (but 100% of his facial features). That doesn't make me Irish, it just makes me ugly.