I have a slab of smoked salmon in the fridge. Unopened.

 

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I hate you Padi..........
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Now I need to go and crack the slab open....
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I was going to go to bed soon,,,,,,,,,
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But now I have a hankering for smoked salmon!
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With cream cheese.
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I don't have any cream cheese.
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Maybe some eggs benedict?
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I have everything for that.
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Including Hollandaise sauce.
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Nah, I'm going to devour it straight.
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You see that I don't!