There was a man running a caper

With many a roll of loo paper.

But, stuck with the lot,

He'd have such a clean bot

And demand for his products would taper.

 

Toilet Paper Tug-of-WarWashing hands with hand sanitiser; oh, lord, people have been hoarding hand sanitiser!Donning a surgical mask... Don't tell me, people have been panic-buying these as well?