Now you're just being ridiculous. If you bothered to read the information provided, which you quite clearly have major difficulty with, then you would know that you don't have to write a barcode. The whole point of no printer shipping is that the driver affixes the label to the parcel. It really isn't that difficult to understand.

The Sendle no printer service is picked up from your front door... so yes, I will gladly cover the cost of an Uber from your lounge room (or any other room in your house) to your front door. Don't expect me to pay for the damages though, that will inevitably be caused by insisting a vehicle drives through your house... and I'm only paying for it if it picks you up literally from a room inside your house, and drops you off at your front door.

You don't pay them a cent to get the item picked up. It's a FREE service. So, again, yes. I'll certainly cover the $0.00 pick up fee for you. I'll actually go so far as to treat you to the next 100 x $0.00 fees they charge you. So, for the next 100 items you ship, just show this message to the courier when he/she picks the parcel up from your address. It is proof that I am covering the $0.00 pick up charge.

Just look at me go - solving all of your problems.