ssshhhhh.....why do you always have to give it away ? I was SOOO close!

:^O

" I am not a green cat.....I am a grey cat "

What about your carbon paw print ?

I was wondering what time you'd come along to give us those useful facts!!!

I would regale you with several more, but I'm now in a very fragile state of mind and lack coherent thought. 😮

Cooked dinner, did the dishes, made a coffee, and then suddently a monster cockroach flew in from the laundry straight at my face.

I screamed, then filled with both horror and anger as I watched it crawl all over my newly washed dishes.

Now I'm sitting here with my coffee (so no one type anything funny or scary, my computer screen won't be able to take it) hoping my neighbours didn't hear me scream - they already think I'm a weirdo after I called the police about a prowler growling outside my window...which turned out to be a koala. 

And sadly, every word above is a true story. :_|

I was never outside  your window DG....I swear!!

Sorry - sorry - forgot who I was for a moment - I'm a cat, I am a cat, the Koala is gone, I am a cat........dammit...MEOW

This is unbearable !

Oh no... So much opportunity for word play. 

Must...resist....degenerate puns. 

So was that blardy koala, but do you hear me complaining

Tie me kangaroo down sport......