I was wondering what time you'd come along to give us those useful facts!!!

I would regale you with several more, but I'm now in a very fragile state of mind and lack coherent thought. 😮

Cooked dinner, did the dishes, made a coffee, and then suddently a monster cockroach flew in from the laundry straight at my face.

I screamed, then filled with both horror and anger as I watched it crawl all over my newly washed dishes.

Now I'm sitting here with my coffee (so no one type anything funny or scary, my computer screen won't be able to take it) hoping my neighbours didn't hear me scream - they already think I'm a weirdo after I called the police about a prowler growling outside my window...which turned out to be a koala. 

And sadly, every word above is a true story. :_|