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@padi*0409 wrote:

I dare not Stawks - the Countess would hunt me down with great vigour, and merciless intentions.......

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So YOU’RE the notorious red crayon eater!

Garçon, c'est le crayon rouge de ma tante. ¡Ríndanse inmediatamente y entreguen sus llamas! Saevae astra! Fatum tuum sanguineo atramento scripsisti. Du musst sofort neue rote Buntstifte bei eBay bestellen.

Det är ditt enda hopp.

It is to be hoped that you can find a seller on eBay to replenish the aforementioned crayons, as for some reason I must have them, right here, right now, and probably wrapped up in Japanese paper with Sumerian writing on them…