Or so I thought when I read:

AS A RETURN CUSTOMER....YOU'RE STILL THE BEST

I even went in there to reply happily.

Until I realised I'm not so special. The seller before me should have been a president of some sort. 

I want some of the happy pills this guy is on. Sooo refreshing to see a happy-go-lucky person these days, a happy customer is always great to have. But where does he get all that happiness from? 

32 to go until I reach 1000 and the cat's never going to get me B-)