@digital*ghost wrote:

@crikey*mate wrote:

Hi Digi, I have this bridge to sell. it comes with amazing views of Sydney Harbour and for a short time, I could probably throw in the Opera House as well, just to sweeten the deal a bit.


unimpressed

 

I can't afford it, yet, but if you send me a few hundred dollars so I can make the arrangements to collect my inheritence (US$17 mil), I'm sure we can strike a deal.

 

 


Ok, but I will only send the money to you if you will let me py by bank deposit into your nigerian bank account, and make sure that you send the details by text with one of those conditions where I can accept to get charged $5 for everytime you text me or I reply.

 

Oh, and I just found out, I also have some multi coloured rose seeds that I could offer you as well for just a small extra cost.


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