.....um..... You're both going to have to wait a little longer, as I just used my inheritence to snag myself a once in a lifetime opportunity. 

You are now looking at the owner of my very own pyramid. I dunno exactly how it all works, but the way I understood it is that I pay for a lower level apartment, then I have to talk other people into moving in with me and paying the rent, then I use their money to help me pay for the higher rent and move into a bigger apartment on the next level up - don't ask me how that works, I always thought pyramids got smaller the higher up you got, but hey, it's obvious those ancient Egyptians were master architects born way before their time.  Once all the apartments are filled with paying tenants, I get to collect ALL the rent and live a life of luxury in the penthouse!11!!!1!